do you know any "Post Turtles"?
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do you know any "Post Turtles"?

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to ?????? and his bid to ???????.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, ????? is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.
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Re: do you know any "Post Turtles"?
Where do you come up with this stuff?

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Re: do you know any "Post Turtles"?
I think I get it. I had to be in the slow lane today...but if I assume correctly its a politicians name in the ???
Shit, who knew a kids puzzle was so hard to figure out.
I need a drink after that one. 
Shit, who knew a kids puzzle was so hard to figure out.
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Re: do you know any "Post Turtles"?
Woo hoo! Congratulations on getting it!
the story actually had Obama's name where the ??? marks are, but I thought it could apply to anyone who gets put in charge of something that really didn't "earn" it or doesn't know wtf they are doing. You know, like if Boo put me in charge of the forum, I could be a post turtle
and he could be the dumb ass that put me in charge 
the story actually had Obama's name where the ??? marks are, but I thought it could apply to anyone who gets put in charge of something that really didn't "earn" it or doesn't know wtf they are doing. You know, like if Boo put me in charge of the forum, I could be a post turtle 
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Re: do you know any "Post Turtles"?
who knew that ??? marks would spin my head? good grief! I felt stupid once I understood it, but dangit, there for awhile, It was a headscratcher.
Now, back to my baby games.
Now, back to my baby games.
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